The Tigers released walking abortion of an outfielder Brennan Boesch today. With this move, overweight Detroit girls possessing low self esteem and even lower personal values will, no doubt, be weeping into their two-sizes-too-small Bren-Bren shirseys well into the night. Oh, happy day.
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OMG! Only one to go, kids. We are SO CLOSE to having a team that doesn’t have a guy I can’t stand. I never thought I’d live to see this day. We can do this, everyone! What a great time to be alive.
Well, unless Quintin Berry somehow makes the team, pisses me off one more time and makes the list…BUT SO CLOSE! Take Donnie to the vet and have him put down, Dombrowski! Make my dream come true!